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So spring break 2005 has come and gone...and what a memorable one it was. So now it is time to let YOU the outsider get a feel of the tomfoolery and good times that occurred during the week. Since there's like 100 things I need to mention the "Spring Break SECRETS" will be revealed over the course of a few days right here on Kick Mad Blog...your resource for all things Velociraptor. So here are a bunch, not in any particular order. I know they probably won't be funny to anyone who wasn't there but to all my spring break peoples, I'm sure you'll enjoy. So without further ado here are a bunch:


The Chowder Fork - Steve ordered a nice bowl of clam chowder...and when finished we noticed a fork in his bowl. Apparently he didn't see the spoon behind the bowl and ate the chowder with a fork. It later inspired a setback team name.
Git R Done - Every rest stop on the way down to Florida had a whole section of Git R Done products.
The "Hitch" Shirt - So while in Disney World, we see a guy wearing a shirt that says HITCH...which I assume is a reference to the movie Hitch...found it hilarious for some reason that someone would wear a shirt that just says Hitch.
"How's Life?" - Reference to the frequent quotes used by Steve, asking people how they are and saying how he hasn't seen them in a while. A fan favorite.
Allan Houston Jersey -John O'Neill decided that the piece of attire he would wear most frequently (seemed like every day) would be the jersey of sir allan houston. Not a very funny thing, but I did get to wear it when I decided to stay in Florida an additional 2 days.
"Hey Chief" - More Steve stuff. While being blocked in by 2 cars, Steve yells "Hey chief" in order to try and tell them to move out of the way.
8 AM BBQ Chicken Sandwich - So the day we're leaving, we attended a Dennys. Due to my hatred of breakfast (not enough choices), I order a barbeque chicken sandwich at 8 am in the morning...I was mocked for doing so.
"Let's go get beer" - So we check into our hotel and turn on the Uconn game, sit there for about 5 minutes, until we decide it's time to go buy alcohol and order pizza, so then it was time to head to the store aptly named "Liquor".
Murph quits BP7...again - After heated arguments in the pool, Murph once again quits the intramural basketball team...ready to hit up the free agent pool for hired assassins.
Our Hotel TV - Ghetto ass TV would automatically go to full volume everytime it was turned on, and the picture would randomly get retarded, prompting us to hit it try to fix it.
Techno Larry - Just the name of some weird guy in the 70s/80s club at Pleasure Island who was all lit up and shit.
Launchpad - Me, Murph, and Tuba took a picture with Launchpad in Disney World...it kicked ass.
Murph & the Tea Cups - So me and Murph go on the tea cups and I didn't want to spin so when he would spin it I would yell out and try to counter by spinning it back in the opposite direction. Murph laughed til he cried...to this day no one knows why.
South of the Border - Ok, so if anyone's ever been through North/South Carolina you're probably familiar with this. But there are non-stop billboards for 2 hours on the highway promoting this piece of crap establishment on the side of the road. Absolute bush league.
Assless chaps - Bike week in Florida during the week...many bikers had on assless chaps...it was disturbing.
Ghetto McDonalds - Mcdonalds offers great deals so that when you buy 2 sundaes for 1 dollar each, you can get 2 for 2 dollars...oh and also by adding 1 penny to your order of a cheesburger, you can get any additional patty of meat.
Cherries Jubilee - Tenacious D skit reference...along with a SMALL seasoned curlies.
"What happens in Orlando stays in Orlando" - Well at least until I made this blog and said everything that happened down there.

Ok, well I think these posts are going to be boring reads for anyone not on the trip, but maybe some of you will get a laugh or two. Til next time, peace out!